how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website
theres only 24 hours in one day
Hannibal has Will over for dinner
And he only serves Will meat
And Hannibal says, “Eat your greens.”
And Will looks confused but still eats.
And, Hannibal laughs and whispers, “Eat your John Green.”
I don’t know if I want John Green to find the thing…
Hank lives in Minnesota so realistically…
He could eat both of them….
lydia i cant stop imagining homura doing this
“wow i wonder who that was c:”
and sayaka and hitomi are sitting there like
“are u shitting me how could u get that wrong onLY ONE PERSON IN OUR CLASS CAN JUMP LIKE THAT DID U MISS GYM CLASS OR”
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
I LOVE THIS